Billions Must Unalive But Not Penguins Funny Dark Humor Graphic Tee
Black / S
$23.99
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Some things are non negotiable.
The "Billions Must Unalive (But Not Penguins)" tee is for anyone who appreciates dark humor, absurd logic, and the undeniable fact that penguins are simply too good for this world.
Wear it and let people figure out where you stand.
Premium soft unisex tee
Available in multiple colors
Sizes XS through 3XL
Printed and shipped via Printful
Ships within 2-5 business days
Perfect gift for dark humor lovers, penguin enthusiasts, or anyone who thinks the apocalypse could use some exceptions.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
The "Billions Must Unalive (But Not Penguins)" tee is for anyone who appreciates dark humor, absurd logic, and the undeniable fact that penguins are simply too good for this world.
Wear it and let people figure out where you stand.
Premium soft unisex tee
Available in multiple colors
Sizes XS through 3XL
Printed and shipped via Printful
Ships within 2-5 business days
Perfect gift for dark humor lovers, penguin enthusiasts, or anyone who thinks the apocalypse could use some exceptions.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.