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Just a perfectly innocent list of words.
Nothing to see here. Absolutely nothing cancelable about this shirt whatsoever. Just five completely legitimate words stacked neatly on a premium tee.
Wear it in public and watch people do a double take.
Premium soft unisex tee
Available in multiple colors
Sizes XS through 3XL
Printed and shipped via Printful
Ships within 2-5 business days
Perfect gift for anyone with a dark sense of humor, a wide vocabulary, or a complete disregard for what other people think.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Nothing to see here. Absolutely nothing cancelable about this shirt whatsoever. Just five completely legitimate words stacked neatly on a premium tee.
Wear it in public and watch people do a double take.
Premium soft unisex tee
Available in multiple colors
Sizes XS through 3XL
Printed and shipped via Printful
Ships within 2-5 business days
Perfect gift for anyone with a dark sense of humor, a wide vocabulary, or a complete disregard for what other people think.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.